NOT A FINANCIAL ADVISOR, NOT A DOCTOR, THOUGH I DID PLAY ONE IN A
SIMULATION ONWARDS FROM 2023 WHERE HUMANS LOST THE RIGHT TO PHYSICAL
PROPERTY. ANY INFORMATION OR ADVICE GIVEN IS 100% FOR ENTERTAINMENT
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